Hello wifey I said today
Do you want to go for a walk along the bay
We'll weave through the crowd
and proclaim our love aloud
there will no need to worry about the dangers ahead
because all of pain has been bled
she looked at me with accusing eyes
like it was my fault she has jiggly thighs
I took a sip of perrier
and took a vicious swipe at her ugly toupee
she coulnd't take it anymore
being married is such a chore
so she whipped out her light saber
and popped a life saver
with her light saber she tore through his spleen
as quick and swift as a laser beam
then she spotted her lord
together they took off in their Ford